Saturday, February 26, 2005

Aaah, the REDACTED are at it again...

...Just when it looked like we were having a good run. Nothing had really got me angry; like sceam from the rooftops angry, for a few months.

Had the human race learned?? was I mellowing?? who knows and, thanks to that pinnacle of REDACTED, the REDACTED, we dont need to find out.

I mean, let us look beyond the fact that they actively discourage the use and distribution of condoms in those parts of the world where AIDS infection rates are highest. Since they DO try to push the idea of abstinance as an alternative; in a region where genocide is routinely carried out over the price of milk, they advocate self control. Let us look beyond that. Let us ignore the fact that they only recently accepted that the world is indeed not flat by REDACTED decree and the earth isnt the centre of the universe. Let us ignore all this. They now seem like a perfectly reasonable organisation, dont they?? no longer that group who claimed they had a REDACTED given right to torture non REDACTED and REDACTED who didnt agree with them to death simply because they refused to eat out of the hand of some grotty, unwashed child molester in the guise of a REDACTED. Well, they still like to molest children. Anyway, look past all this and they almost seem like an organisation that actually gives a shit about the world.

Ha! fortunately they have acted to rectify this misconception. That fossilised oxygen thief they call the REDACTED has written a new book to help educate our heathen souls. I shit you not, this dude is busy spending millions of his organisation's dollars to cheat death (you would think a religious and righteous man wouldn't fear death, wouldn't you?) yet he still finds time to hack out propaganda that would make Goebbels proud.

Funny I should mention Goebbels, as it is pertinent to my favourite claim in the book.

You see, gather round ye sinners, because the REDACTED has declared that allowing women the freedom of choice is as bad as committing industrial genocide against Jews. Im trying to decide if this means he thinks it is a self evident requirement of modern society or a bad thing; if the former, we are back to REDACTED fucktards torturing folks to death; if the latter... well. Anyway, he claims that if women are afforded the right to choose things for themselves, this is just as bad as the nazi Holocaust of World War II. See, told ya goebbels would be pertinent.

Let me restate that, the point he was trying to make is that freedom of choice for women is the same as murdering millions of Jews, gypsies, homosexuals and disabled people.

Is this SERIOUSLY what REDACTED stands for in modern society?? If so, Im not entirely sure REDACTED and his boys are on the wrong side any more.

Did our grandparents die to protect this kind of ideal, or did they actually stand up against this kind of hatred in World War Two. I think against it, and Im planning a party for the day the evil bastard who pushes this point of view dies.

This kind of thing angers me more than you can understand. How can this man claim to support peace and goodwill and then go and claim that freedom of choice is evil. More critically, freedom of choice for women! we men are still free to choose whatever the fuck we please apparently, as long as the REDACTED says its ok.

So, in summary, thank you REDACTED for showing me that there are still things to rage against. Isn't it a wonderful world?
jak.

Note; This post has been edited for fear of falling foul to new "anti-terror" legislation which enacted stronger sedition and incitement laws in Australia. It was a nice free country we used to live in.

2 Comments:

Blogger Designadrug said...

So whens the party?

1:11 pm  
Blogger riprjak said...

I was partying every day until they elected a HitlerJugend to the top job.

Prior to this event I would have laid money that they couldn't select a WORSE man for REDACTED.

3:25 pm  

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