Decaffeinated instant coffee

Why?!??

I mean, decaffeinating coffee is a crime against humanity at the best of times; instant coffee likewise. Combining the two, thats like lending Osama your nuclear weapons for the weekend, not only wrong but blindingly stupid.

However, from all evil comes good, unintended consequences as it were. According to the label, this abomination, this decaffeinated instant coffee was made from beans decaffeinated using water. This naturally begs the question, why isnt this water bottled and sold to me?? hmmmm????

Think about it! , See, even google cant help!!

"blog" what the fuck is "blog"???

Look, this bug has been up my arse for a long time.

What the fuck is "blog"?? it is supposedly a contraction of weblog, but sounds more like something I need to dump in the dalton after a hard night on the sauce... Its a fucking journal, why not call it that, or a log... not a fscking blog!!!

It is possibly the most irritating webism since "surfing the net"... *shudder*

Although the french could overtake the lot if they take up "couriel" or whatever the fuck frenchism they had in mind instead of e-mail.

Oh, yes, the irony of ranting against this on riprjak.blogspot.com is not lost on me.

err!
jak.